Euffie

full Name: Euffie 
alias: Egg Lady, probably
age: 25
birthday: Summer
race: Hylian
occupation: Owner of Roc Ranch & operator of egg sales cart
pronouns: She/Her
school of magic: Farore (currently knows no magic; will learn from Flazzle)

Euffie has lived a remarkably mundane and unspectacular life. Residing on a humble cucco farm just outside Hyrule Castle Town, she has never strayed out of view of the ever looming castle itself. The farm was inherited from her elderly parents, successful cucco ranchers who left their legacy in Euffie’s capable hands. They're taking an extended retirement vacation somewhere in the southeastern tropics. Euffie receives postcards from them every month or so.

While she has the help of a few locals who work on the property, Euffie operates Roc Ranch primarily by herself. In the early mornings she can be found tending to flocks of cuccos and the actual farm. Each and every day, after an early lunch, Euffie takes her push cart into town. From this cart she sells fresh eggs, as well as simple prepared snacks such as pudding cups and deep fried eggs on a stick. Euffie wandering the cobbled streets with her iconic yellow cart has been a routine staple in town for some years now, as it was her responsibility when her parents still worked on the ranch.

The ranch property itself hosts several buildings, including Euffie’s cottage, several cucco coops, and barns for equipment storage. There are a few fields dotted with crops, but those are mostly grown for Euffie or the cucco’s own consumption.


Euffie is the definition of a social butterfly. Ever the charming conversationalist, she’s consistently engaged and always seems to remember and follow up on those little details you mentioned weeks ago. Her charisma stems from a mixture of her outgoing tendencies and natural confidence. Euffie has a bit of a dramatic streak, although she does her best to reel it in around new people. Among her friends she is a nosy mother hen; often the one to initiate activities, budding into others' lives and generally making sure to keep in contact with people. She adores social gatherings like parties and festivals- any reason to dress up! While very concerned with fashion and appearances, Euffie has to make due with what she has given her humble means. She isn’t above fishing for compliments, self assured as she is, and can occasionally come off as needy for approval. Criticism is another tender spot- often taking it too personally, Euffie may not express her displeasure, but will privately hold a grudge over perceived slights. Gossip is her bread and butter, as well as her primary weapon, although she’ll vehemently deny otherwise to maintain airs.

As a small business owner, keeping an exemplary reputation is of utmost importance. Euffie’s customer service face and voice are immaculate. While outwardly cordial and sweet, in her private perspective it’s more important to maintain healthy client relationships with the local townsfolk than it is to actually form friendships. That’s not to say she doesn’t or can’t form social connections- Euffie simply isn’t as genuine or wholesomely interested in other folks as one would assume, and has somewhat of an opportunistic streak. With that being said, Euffie is a deeply empathetic person. She tries her best to stay focused on her own life and priorities, but she often ends up unintentionally extending herself for those that capture her interest. Euffie would like to think she follows her head rather than heart, but when it really comes down to it, she doesn’t.

Euffie is highly organized by nature, living by a strict routine in order to get everything done on her farm in a timely manner. Pragmatic and practical, she normally remains calm and performs well under pressure- but that can easily crumble when her actual sense of structure and order is threatened. She is patient, she is tolerant, but only for so long! Much like the cuccos she adores, Euffie has her own drastic and intense snapping point. Inflexible and cautious of change, spontaneity and the non conventional are her worst enemies. She is deeply concerned with social expectations and outward appearances, and perceived threats to her reputation can trigger an unusually hostile response.

Euffie believes in the Kingdom’s tradition, laws, and hierarchy. She doesn't question much, and is far more concerned with keeping her cucco feed silos (and her own belly) full than about the whispers of war on the horizon. In that sense her worldview is rather narrow, focused on mundane day-to-day life rather than the grander scope of things. Still, Euffie has an incredibly strong sense of duty to her town, striving to be a pillar in her community. She justifies this to herself as trying to solidify her business as an iconic part of Castle Town, but she truly does have opinions on how to improve life for an average civilian thanks to her nosy, problem solving, and organizational nature. In contrast to her focus on community, Euffie isn’t remotely interested in outsiders or tourists passing through town- unless they’re buying, of course.


• Euffie rents the crooked, three story tower of her cottage to Flazzle; a new wizard in town who pays the exorbitant rent fee she had been asking for. It was formerly the private quarters for her parents. Euffie found it easier to just stay in her own room than rearrange the whole house.
• She is generally unswayed and unimpressed by adventurer types. While she holds respect for soldiers and those sworn to guard and protect civilians, she views average adventurers as dream-chasing hedonists who do not contribute much to society.
• The theoretical and philosophy easily bore Euffie- matters like that seem haughty and a waste of time. The ‘here and now’ is what she values.
• She is currently trying to perfect egg curry to sell from her cart! Euffie enjoys cooking in general.
• She loves smelling nice and collects perfumes and scented sprays.
• Coocoo about cuccos! Duh.